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A fictional parody. Inspired by

the Australian by-election of Wentworth in 2018.

Mark Twain said: "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." This book is an account of the 'impossible truth' that in October 2018 a sitting government assassinated it's own popular Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, which leads to a by-election in Wentworth. It is a fictional account of a couple's reaction to the unseating of the 'Oarstraylian' Prime Minister (Malcolm Mahogany-Five-draw) in the borough of 'Wantworth.' The author has parodied the events, with made up names and places. He was deeply shocked that the 'Oarstraylian' Parliamentarians actions, left him so little to make up. The writing of this book came from the inspirational words of the newly elected member of 'Wantworth,' 'Dr. Kerryn Book-Head', who said: "It's not about the balance of power. It's about the power of balance". Here's to the "power of balance" and the possibility of an Australian Parliamentary' s return to both balance and common sense.

 

 This book is dedicated to: The power of balance and a return to common sense.

Any resemblance to characters of fiction is entirely unintentional.

Any offense caused to the established modus operandi is entirely intentional and issued in the name of common-sense and the no longer silent, majority.

The characters in this book are fictional.

The party’s they belong to are factional.

Their ideas are fractional.

Their words are frictional. 

Don’t take any of them too seriously.

Life is at best laughable. 

Enjoy the laugh.

It is for the best.

 

why & how to buy

All royalties being donated to the re-election of Dr. Phelps to keep Wentworth Independent

All royalties being donated to the re-election of Dr. Phelps to keep Wentworth Independent

 
 
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Available from Amazon in the U.S.

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Available from Amazon in australia..

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Jhonnie has started writing “independent’s day again”

Following the hard rights’ destruction of the Lie-Burial party many of the talented moderates have jumped ship. A-Butt Veneer-paneled-three-draw is in a real battle to hold his seat. With this and other Lie-Burial defections to the Independents it is going to be a riotous general election. You will be able to hear Sam Spaghetti-head’s and Frank Steel-two-drawers reactions to events as they unfolded.